Flush is fake.

But the problem isn’t.

Big TP is truly cutting down old-growth forests. But it doesn’t have to be this way. We’re Cloud Paper. We make paper from bamboo (not trees) and we’re on a mission to save a billion trees. Join us.

Flush is fake.

But the problem isn’t.

Big TP truly is cutting down old-growth. But bamboo toilet paper is 100% soft and 0% trees. We’re Cloud Paper. We’re on a mission to save hundreds of millions of old-growth trees. Join us.

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100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

100% paper, 0% trees, 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4rcz47cQBY

Sorry

But nonprofits have been shouting about this for decades. We had to do something dramatic.

Yes, we’re a toilet paper company that created a fake toilet paper company. Yes, it’s crazy but so is cutting down old-growth forests. As long as people don’t know Big TP is doing it, nothing changes. This Earth Day, we are shining a light.

SEE ORIGINAL SITE
Big toilet paper brands are cutting down old growth forests in the Pacific Northwest.
It seems insane to us but the Boreal is the TP industry’s favorite location. It’s especially long fibers make it ideal for ultra soft TP. The Canadian government openly allows big brands to clear cut 150 year-old trees in the Arctic—a place where we desperately need to sequester Carbon.
One large TP brand has cut down old-growth forests in the South East for almost 100 years.
Big TP brands are still cutting down massive swaths of old-growth trees in the Amazon, like the Cerá region. It devistates the climate, the wildlife and the local populations.

Shockingly this map isn’t fake.

Big TP brands’ ultra soft products are sourced from virgin old-growth forest. They require the long fibers you can only get from 150+ year-old virgin trees. Our lawyers say we can’t call them out by name but tap on the (+) symbols to the left to learn more.

Big toilet paper brands are cutting down old growth forests in the Pacific Northwest.
It seems insane to us but the Boreal is the TP industry’s favorite location. It’s especially long fibers make it ideal for ultra soft TP. The Canadian government openly allows big brands to clear cut 150 year-old trees in the Arctic—a place where we desperately need to sequester Carbon.
One large TP brand has cut down old-growth forests in the South East for almost 100 years.
Big TP brands are still cutting down massive swaths of old-growth trees in the Amazon, like the Cerá region. It devistates the climate, the wildlife and the local populations.

Shockingly this map isn’t fake.

Big TP brands’ products are sourced from virgin old-growth forest. They require the long fibers you can only get from 150+ year-old virgin trees. Our lawyers say we can’t call them out by name but hover over the (+) symbols to the left to learn more.

Bamboo is the

Fastest

growing

plant on

Earth.

3
growth per day
50
faster growing than trees
8x
faster than trees at absorbing first 500lbs of CO2

Bamboo is the

Fastest

growing

plant on

Earth.

3
growth per day
50
faster to harvest than old-growth trees
8
faster than trees at absorbing first 500lbs of CO2

You won’t notice a difference but the planet will.

Bamboo TP is ultra soft, just like tree-based TP. Just subscribe to have it show up at your door when you need it and never have to change a thing. There are a ton of great ways to fight climate change. This one is among the easiest.

IF WE ALL SWITCHED TO BAMBOO INSTEAD OF CUTTING DOWN OLD-GROWTH TREES:

250
Old-growth trees saved
100
Forest animals saved
550
Extra lbs of CO2 absorbed every year

You won’t notice a difference but the planet will.

Bamboo TP is ultra soft, just like tree-based TP. Just subscribe to have it show up at your door when you need it and never have to change a thing. There are a ton of great ways to fight climate change. This one is among the easiest.

IF WE ALL SWITCHED TO BAMBOO INSTEAD OF CUTTING DOWN OLD-GROWTH TREES:

250
Old-growth trees saved
100
Forest animals saved
550
Extra lbs of CO2 absorbed every year
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You Save Trees

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People hated Flush.

But it’s practically the same as normal toilet paper.

Here are a few of people’s real reactions on social media to Flush.

Why are we cutting down old growth forests?

Kathy

Your really advertising that your cutting down old growth trees to wipe butts with?! In this day and age when we are trying to preserve our forests for oxygen and your bragging about cutting down the oldest of the trees. Wow!

Niki

You’re cutting down old growth trees to make toilet paper? What an asinine idea, if it’s actually real. People should boycott!!!

Jerry

I’m disheartened and disgusted a business is specifically built around further destroying old growth forests. Do you really not understand that we must treasure and protect those forests that remain not only for the magnificence of their age and beauty.

Christine

And you’re proud that you’re cutting down old growth forests so rich people can wipe their asses? Y’all some twisted mf’ers!

Douglas

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different.

Roll with us.